How long will mommy have to wear her nappy for?

(Warning: Body fluids mentioned)

 Because I am never alone in the bathroom (apparently I am my kid’s best source of amusement / interest / entertainment and comfort and whatever I am doing MUST be more fun that what they are doing and WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE MOMMY) and because I am still bleeding after the damn D&C, I have had to explain to my kids what that thing is mommy keeps putting in her pants. The sanitary towel/pad thing. I’ve decided to call it “mommy’s nappy”.

 Mommy is already tired of her nappy and the whole nappy wearing thing is most inconvenient when one is going on a swimming holiday at the hot springs. V childish and boring, this nappy thing.

 Any idea how long mommy will have to wear her nappies for?

 (In simple English, how long did you bleed after your D&C?)

 And then, NOT that I even think for a moment that any thing could ever happen again (yeah right, tell that to my long dormant Hope Addict who I had thought had died and moved on to greener pastures but has suddenly risen from the dead for fucks sake), how long before a normal (ovulatory) cycle followed on from the D&C. NOT that I think *I* will or could ever ovulate on my own or even will or could EVER get pregnant again.

 Oh fuck. See what this pregnancy has done now. SEE!

 Fuck.