More foreign language practice

Him: Want one of these before I finish them all?

Me: No thanks, I am supposed to be on a diet

Him: (earnest expression on face) But why my darling, you look perfect as you are!

Me: (wry smile) Thanks my darling, but I have put on a few kilos

Him: Well, I think you look fine, but thank you for caring enough to make the effort

Me: How lovely of you to say so, thank you my darling. Here is your blowjob.

(One of those lines is a fabrication. I’ll leave it up to you to guess which one.)

Comments

[Sassy Belle]

Aww, that's so precious on his part. I'm just GUEEEESSSSSING that the line about the BJ is not so much, I don't know... REALITY.

[Sassy Belle]

(holy crap! i was the first one!)

[Nicole]

The one about the putting on a few!

[tess]

ahem, according to PHILOSOPHY OF LOGIC...the LAST line ("one of these lines is a fabrication") contains the fib.

because basically every line of the conversation is either fabricated or too weird.

1. marko's love lx isn't sharing - doubtful he would offer.
2. as pix show you don't need to shift any weight
3. THIS IS ONE TRUE STATEMENT
4. if you did need to be putting on a few kilos your smile would not be wry.
5. ??? welcome to stepford ???
6. now, are we supposed to believe that you would increase your chances of getting throat cancer? nah! you lurve marko. you're working on your relationship with him. you want to be with him forever, and that means looking after your health, so, obviously, no to that!

hence, with so many false (or weird) statements, there is no ONE false statement, and the false statement is the final one.

(bow to uproarious applause from boulder's corner of the room).

[kyknoord]

It's obvious: "Want one of these before I finish them them all" is just toooo difficult to swallow.

[Wyliekat]

I know the fabrication wasn't the blow job, because if he ever read this post and saw that "fabrication", he'd demand restitution. Immediately.

[Adeleida]

It must be the one about caring enough to make the effort. Caring enough to make what effort? Why make an effort? To do what? Caring for who? And what is enough? When on earth is enough enough??? ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT????

[Kim]

Tertia, I have been trying to tell my dh how I feel about certain things and he never got it. I brought up the love languages you've been talking about. I think he finally "got it"! He acutally listened and seemed interested. I am going to print out some stuff from the links you posted. Thanks so much!

And my guess as to the made up line would have to be "want one of these before I finish them all" That would never happen in my house LOL

[ns]

Tess, you are brilliant! very funny comments :-)

[spit]

you crack me up, really you do

[Simonne]

It was the diet one, wasn't it? You're faking it to try and impress us with your strength of character in refusing yummies. Shame on you for trying to make us less-strong bloggy followers feel bad (she says with a mouthful of chocolate).

[Caustic Cupcake]

Hahahaha!

[meg]

Well if it were my house, the first line is the lie... my bf is quite good at "oops, was that the last one?" Since Marko and my bf both speak the touching language, I'm guessing they speak the "sorry, I guess I'll put it on the list" language

[Amy]

If it were me his sweet talking would have convinced me to try what he was offering. The blow job? Not so much ;)

[Suzie-Q.]

The first line does not exist in a man's vocabulary.

[Boulder]

My husband would like to point out that Psychology Today recently published a piece (titled "Crying Over Spilled Semen") which declares:

The finding that women who do not use condoms during sex are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms and women who are not sexually active, leads one researcher to conclude that semen contains powerful—and potentially addictive—mood-altering chemicals

And as such as insisted that for MY mental health we should enjoy more blow jobs.

This is where the men in the room should applaud him. (And the woman in the room can laugh right along with me...)

[angel]

the second part of the fifth line, right?

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