I have a STI on my lip

I have a fever blister on my lip. V unattractive. I never get them. And now I have one. On the day of yet another magazine shoot. Beauuuu-tiful. TGFF (Thank God for Foundation). Am renowned international supermodel now! With fever blister. Hideous. Hold on while I go snort some cocaine and vomit up my lettuce leaf.

Seriously though, I am coming back later to answer your question about why I have railings on my lounge windows. (It is to keep the paparazzi out! Such is the life of a celeb)

Speaking of celebs: remember that post where sister Nina hinted that she was a well known celeb? A few of you asked about that too. Unfortunately I am unable to reveal her true identity as I have been sworn to secrecy. All v hush hush. My (diseased) lips are sealed.

Till later. Air kiss air kiss. (No lips or tongue while carrying the disease. How thoughtful of me. Am winner.)

Comments

[Char]

That is too funny! Believe it or not, I was also recognized recently from my blog - I was so shocked! I seriously didn't think anyone ever read it... I thought that site counter on my blog was faulty! haha. What a weird pleasant experience! I always wanted to be famous!

[Orange]

Yes, keep your infected lips and tongue away from my face. I don't want you licking my zits (which persist in sprouting up across my chin only because I am awaiting a call from a photographer myself—yes, I am also fabulous subject of magazine profile) and giving them a disease. Must maintain healthy zits!

Air kiss.

[Jazz]

I knew it! I knew someone was going to ask about the railing/bars! I giess without ever having been in SA or somewhere similar they would not have a clue of why. However, whenever I have rented a flat in New York I have to sign a form if I want bars or no bars on the windows no matter what floor I was.

[Sister Mel]

OK, I will tell. Sister Nina is a famous porn star called Naughty Nina.
She is also the sister with the biggest boobs and biggest honker. We love her boobs.

[Gayle]

Hey, Tertia, how about telling us which mags you are going to be in so we can buy them? (Us who live in Sunny SA...)

[Egg Donor]

Abreva works wonders
http://www.abreva.com/

I've only had one cold sore in my life, and that made it go away overnight.

[Amanda]

I used to have the blisters frequently. The worst was a mighty eruption one Christmas; I'd planned a big date with my (then) beau, and was too ashamed to turn up. So he called round to my house to check if I was okay. V. embarrassing! Luckily I seem to have "grown out of them" now.

Here in the UK, there's a new product on the market called Compeed which is a patch you can put over the blister. It heals the sore and you can easily wear make-up/lipstick over the top without having to worry about the germs being spread.

Here's the link if you're interested:
http://www.compeed.co.uk/

Hope you're feeling better soon!

[angel]

hows the lip? i never get them but my damien does...