Ok, ok, for all you useless types who can’t be assed to think of the 5 key words thing, just add your blog name and URL and I will add you to The Official G&D Blog Roll. If you can summon up the energy to do so, one or two words describing the subject matter of your blog would be useful. So that people know what to expect when they click on your link. For example, you could say: So Close, www.tertia.org, motherhood / infertility / porn / naked cooters etc. Or if that is too exhausting and you do want to be on the G&D blog roll, just leave your details in the comments section and I will add you to the blog roll. Lazy little fuckers! You are even lazier than I am! And yes, I am speaking about YOU! ;-)
So, if I haven’t already added you and you would like to be added, please respond below with whatever details you would like included. A URL would be useful. Unless you want people to SMELL where to find you.
And please support our fellow G&D assholes by regularly reading the bloggers on this blog roll. Don’t make me come and find you and hurt you.
For those who have emailed me in the last few days to add your blog, I am going to do that now. Please check in a few mins and see whether I have done it. If not, you are welcome to hurl obscenities at me. May I suggest ‘pretentious jerk’ as a start?
It is Friday night, 8:30pm, and I am in my bathrobe and at my
computer. What an exciting life I
have. Last of the great party animals. Thank god for the wine. Speaking of which, got to run, I have an
empty glass to replenish.
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Hey you! Happy Friday! It's 3:20 pm here so I'll be joining you at the virtual happy hour any time now!
We are having a holiday weekend here so most regular workers and schools will have Monday off for Memorial Day. We are supposed to observe a moment of silence for those who died in the service of our country, but I'm going to spend mine praying for someone's impeachment. Bottom's up!
Posted by: Beth in Michigan | 26 May 2006 at 09:25 PM
Tertia, I've never actually laughed out loud before from a blog but you did it! V.v. funny. And I've gotten off my arse and signed up. thanks!
Posted by: Amanda Lynn | 26 May 2006 at 09:39 PM
So when are you going to alphabetize/categorize you G&D list?
*ducking wine glass aimed at head*
Posted by: DD | 26 May 2006 at 10:09 PM
hi tertia,
love your blog...you definitely give me hope...i just started my blog a couple of months ago, so i'm still learning. thanks for adding me!!
heathersendeavors.blogspot.com
5 words: pcos, disney chick, haole girl, reader, quilter
thanks!!
:)heather
Posted by: heather | 26 May 2006 at 11:08 PM
dating, looser, friends, ass, love
Here ya go. :) Always enjoy your blog, Tertia! your kids are beautiful!
Posted by: Ulli | 26 May 2006 at 11:20 PM
dating, looser, friends, ass, love
Here ya go. :) Always enjoy your blog, Tertia! your kids are beautiful!
Posted by: Ulli | 26 May 2006 at 11:20 PM
Finally getting up the courage to delurk - I am an and have been for a long time an avid reader of your blog. Thank you for your honest humor and for sharing so much of your life with Adam and Kate. Following your journey has given me courage when I am scared about the arrival of my twins. I am also fascinated with South Africa (long time musical fan of Johnny Clegg) and love to read about your country through your eyes. Thought I should finally get up the courage and add mine to your list :) Thanks always making me think.
The Unachievable Double Lines - http://Almost_home.typepad.com
infertility, IVF, bedrest, twins, trying to stay one step ahead of disaster
Blogging style: honest but reserved, self reflective but not too serious, shy blogger who cares
Posted by: Caroline | 26 May 2006 at 11:31 PM
emailing? way too tough.
alright, here i am.
blog: 'usako' http://usako.ca/blog/
key words: random blurtings from a first time 20-something parent living a poor student's life in vancouver, bc canada.
really, nothing v substantial there, but it's all honest so i stand by that.
Posted by: heather | 27 May 2006 at 12:12 AM
emailing? way too tough.
alright, here i am.
blog: 'usako' http://usako.ca/blog/
key words: random blurtings from a first time 20-something parent living a poor student's life in vancouver, bc canada.
really, nothing v substantial there, but it's all honest so i stand by that.
Posted by: heather | 27 May 2006 at 12:13 AM
Am so very very happy - it's been so long - I finally get to have wine tonight, too. Well, I will if my sick tummy feels better...
Posted by: projgen | 27 May 2006 at 01:07 AM
Toothbrush poll: Ask/persuade partner to get my toothbrush. He probably would.
Posted by: Sharon | 27 May 2006 at 01:55 AM
Okay, okay, I'm useless when confronted with categorization questions. :)
Blog: Containing multitudes
Location: http://www.multiplicity.ca/blog
Description: Eccentric writer ~ urban mum transplanted to 'burbs ~ parenting after neo-natal loss ~ abuse survivor/MPD/DID
Blogging style: Blunt, sometimes serious, sometimes not, and - eccentric! Yes!
Posted by: Shandra | 27 May 2006 at 02:11 AM
http://tantrumwarehouse.blogspot.com
useless tantrums about everything from riding the bus to baseball/pictures of my dogs/being gorgeous and divine of course
Posted by: Anyabeth | 27 May 2006 at 02:53 AM
Delurking to say I've been inspired by you and your posse to start my own blog in the past few months. My five words sum up the story well enough:
Miscarriages, Infertility, IVF/ICSI, Down Syndrome, Motherhood.
Posted by: Trisomymommy | 27 May 2006 at 02:55 AM
Hi Tertia, my url has changed since the last time. Jenn's Journal (which was www.jennsjournal.net) is now http://jennsjournal.clubmom.com
Posted by: Jenn | 27 May 2006 at 02:59 AM
Hi Tertia! I'm already on the blog roll (#8 down I believe!) but the URL points to someone else's blog. My correct URL is http://www.ninabina.com/babybilbo.html. Could you be so kind as to correct this? Thanks!
Posted by: Kristina | 27 May 2006 at 03:11 AM
Mother/Student/Wife/Gastric Bypass/love wine, books, and most of all my baby.
Posted by: Heather | 27 May 2006 at 03:22 AM
Because I'm the Mom, And I SAID So
kids/my life/random thoughts/family updates/pictures
Posted by: Kay | 27 May 2006 at 04:17 AM
http://www.twobecomethree.com
Military spouse surviving another deployment/Mommy to a 16 month old little boy/Adventures of a Labor and Delivery nurse/& Just trying to find time to breathe.
Posted by: Katie | 27 May 2006 at 04:37 AM
i read your blog all the time. i have my own blog, but it's not baby related etc..
loving your list so far :)
Posted by: rebecca | 27 May 2006 at 06:31 AM
The Fertility Project -- http://fertilityproject.blogspot.com
Pregnant with twins after injectibles/IUI for hypothalamic amenorrhea. Oh, and my mom's the head nurse at my RE clinic.
Posted by: Emma B | 27 May 2006 at 06:54 AM
I'm lazy! Lazy lazy lazy! Hey, there's five words to describe my blog!
http://thispieceofwork.blogspot.com
Asshole.
Posted by: Amy | 27 May 2006 at 07:17 AM
Wellll, when you put it like thaaat - how can we refuse?? ;)
daysgoby URL: http://jessalogic.blogspot.com/
Big city smartass girl marries small town earnest boy, moves to new country, has two children, three cats. How the hell did this all happen?
Posted by: daysgoby | 27 May 2006 at 02:28 PM
HI Tertia-
Love your blog. Must read it daily. Now consider myself to be G&D!!!
Blog: http://doctormer.livejournal.com/
subject: recently divorced woman after infertility; 30-something trying to contemplate dating again while attempting to hold down a tenure-track faculty position; lots of usage of the f-word
Posted by: Meredith | 27 May 2006 at 02:31 PM
Well, okay, since you asked...
Blog: http://www.80srule.blogspot.com
Description: baby & husband/psychoanalysis/cats/pop culture/the 1980s
Sometimes I write about deep personal topics, sometimes I write about crappy TV shows. You never know what you'll get!
Posted by: Melissa | 27 May 2006 at 05:09 PM
Oh God, I AM inherently lazy and you just called me out for the whole world to see.
Here you go:
www.savagestories.blogspot.com
Description: twins, infertility, South Louisiana, parenting, education
Posted by: Amy | 27 May 2006 at 05:56 PM
http://orangetangerine.blogspot.com
Topics covered: General assholery. My G&D kid. Also, one of the leading Google hits for "douchebag."
Posted by: Orange | 27 May 2006 at 06:25 PM
doctormama.blogspot.com
About being a doctor ... and a mama ...
There was never any doubt that I am lazier than you, Tertia. But you ARE the bigger asshole.
Posted by: DoctorMama | 27 May 2006 at 07:56 PM
You making us pimp out? Arse.
Infertility, PCOS, Type 2 diabetes, donor eggs, sometimes some gardening pics if you are very lucky.
Happy now???
Posted by: Pamplemousse | 28 May 2006 at 12:12 AM
I love you, you fabulous asshole!
The Thriftymom Blog
Thrift, rural living, anti-consumerism, long infertility now working on large family, 4 kids under 5, TTC #5
Thanks for this. You rock, sweetie.
-Blue
Posted by: -Blue | 28 May 2006 at 01:41 AM
Yes, I'm one of the assholes who was too lazy to add my name last time or to think of five words -- sorry! My blog is located at http://midlifemommy.typepad.com It's called New Midlife Mommy, because that's what I am. I had my daughter at 44 by using donor eggs after four years of infertility that gave me nothing more than two awful miscarriages. She is the light of my life, and she just turned 21 months old. I guess my key words would be motherhood/infertility/donor eggs.
Posted by: abogada | 28 May 2006 at 02:10 AM
Oh, what the heck. You can add me to the list.
Special and Needy
Wife and mother; child with special needs; math geek; overweight; making mistakes on a daily basis
Yup. That about sums things up.
Posted by: Mete | 28 May 2006 at 05:06 AM
Hey T I emailed ya and I am still not up on your bloggy thingy. Please add me!!! I sent you an email for
givingmommy.typepad.com
Posted by: Lisa | 28 May 2006 at 05:10 AM
Porn and naked cooters.
24/7.
365 days a year. Ok not really.
Posted by: Stacey | 28 May 2006 at 05:58 AM
What makes this really pathetic is that it is 9:52 PM on a Saturday night ... 3-day Memorial Day weekend, nonetheless ... and I'm sitting here in MY bathrobe. I climbed in to the tub tonight with our 19-month old triplets after a day at the beach. Thinking that after a nice bath, I could maybe take a quick - hot shower and shave my legs. It's been at least 2 days. Actually, I think it's been 10 days. But, I couldn't take a nice hot shower after the bath because our water heater pooped out on us. So here I sit. In my robe waiting for water to boil in a pot on the stove so that I can make my own hot bath. And finally SHAVE my legs.
I'm not very good at following instructions. This is my best attempt.
Amazing Trips / www.amazingtrips.blogspot.com / motherhood, infertility, TODDLER triplets, Cabernet Sauvignon - in large quantities. And, I'm considering IVF ... again. So, I should also add "mental instability" to my description.
Cheers!
Posted by: Jen3 | 28 May 2006 at 07:05 AM
Thanks for the list. Didn't add before because I'm not so kiddie related.
Blog: Land of the Pomegranates
Location: www.timiblog.blogspot.com
20-something living in Israel/ far from family/ semi newly married/ possible motherhood/ trying to find my direction in life.
Thanks Tertia!
Posted by: Timi | 28 May 2006 at 09:03 AM
blog: this woman's work
location: http://www.thiswomanswork.com
writing, feminist motherhood, adoption, secondary infertility
:)
Posted by: dawn | 28 May 2006 at 03:34 PM
blog: kel-bel
url: ftwr.kel-bel.com
Daily blatherings of a 20-something year old Aussie.
Posted by: kel | 29 May 2006 at 12:15 AM
blog: Mommy Sparklykatt
url: http://sparklykatt.blogspot.com/
infertility, IVF, adoption, 3 year old with attachment and sensory issues
It would thrill me to no end if someone other than my husband (nosy little f-er) would read my blog!
Posted by: Kristine | 29 May 2006 at 02:03 AM
Wellllll.... since you ASKED......
http://jess1only.blogspot.com
Name: Eye of the Storm
1.) 22-yr-old grad student (linguistics, at UNC Chapel Hill)
2.) Dutch speaker (born/raised in Florida but spent 1.5 yrs in the Netherlands)
3.) athlete (open-water swimming & triathlons)
4.) liberal (HATE Bush)
5.) atheist
Posted by: Jess | 29 May 2006 at 04:53 AM
Schnozzfest: www.schnozzfest.com
The humorous adventures of a big-nosed twentysomething from a small-minded town who moved to the city.
Posted by: Schnozz | 29 May 2006 at 05:20 AM
Zen and the Art of Child Maintenance
www.literarymama.com/columns/zen (column)
www.sharimacdonaldstrong.blogspot.com (blog)
5 Things:
motherhood
writing
adoption
spirituality
snarky humor
Thanks, Tertia!
Posted by: ShariMacD | 29 May 2006 at 08:26 AM
Okay so I am one of the lazy fucks who didn't do this the right way the first time you asked me to. Is too much wine in my system a good excuse? I have been reading for quite a long time and have commented a handful of times. I usually have something that I want to add but figure my voice would be lost in the many many that are already there or someone else has already made statements that I would have mirrored.
So yes, I would like to be added to the blogroll!!
Hugs for you and the gorgeous babes!
Dawn
Posted by: Dawn | 29 May 2006 at 08:32 AM
Please add me to your blogroll! My blog is "Three Times Three".
http://threecountriesthreekids.blogspot.com
Five things I write about on my blog: motherhood, my three kids, postpartum depression, raising a child with developmental delay, returning to Australia after nine years of living in the US & Europe.
Posted by: Em | 29 May 2006 at 03:26 PM
I'm too lazy to email right now, but if you could add me I'd be plenty pleased. Thanks!
Ana
www.lisbonmama.blogspot.com
ramblings of a portuguese mom of two
Posted by: Ana | 29 May 2006 at 07:23 PM
allyo.typepad.com
Just another self-absorbed mommyblogger.
5 words: besides the kid, issues with family and self-image/self-esteem, my marriage, and my thoughts about parenting.
Posted by: Ally | 29 May 2006 at 07:31 PM
Delurking to tell you about my blog...
BLOG NAME: Eggs shots and rock n roll
5 KEY WORDS / PHRASES TO DESCRIBE YOUR BLOG:
Motherhood after infertility, pcos, Canadian, baby boy
5 KEY WORDS / PHRASES TO DESCRIBE YOUR BLOGGING STYLE:
Honest, casual, simple...
Thanks for adding me!
Posted by: kiwi | 30 May 2006 at 07:43 PM