The scene: I am in my study, writing, Marko is in the lounge, busy rerecording the neighbour’s home movies from VCR to DVD. We are supposed to go to a BBQ later on that day, weather dependant. I’ve just put the kids down for their nap but they are playing in their cot, not sleeping.
[08:50:33 AM]
Marko says: Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:50:44 AM]
Tertia says: asshole back at you
[08:51:12 AM]
Marko says: You are an asshole, but a nice asshole
[08:51:29 AM]
Tertia says: thank you my darling, if i am going to be an asshole then i would
like to be a nice one
[08:51:56 AM]
Marko says: Find out what is happening about this braai (BBQ) today
[08:52:03 AM]
Tertia says: i will find out in a while
[08:53:14 AM] Tertia says: little fuckers
wont sleep
[08:53:46 AM]
Marko says: Too much excitement before the time
[08:53:52 AM] Tertia says: perhaps
[09:00:22 AM]
Tertia says: must the sound be on? it is v distracting
[09:00:31 AM]
Tertia says: what bloody music is playing any way?
[09:01:01 AM]
Marko says: I can't put the sound off, otherwise it records without sound. Very
irritating
[09:01:14 AM]
Tertia says: what a nightmare
[09:01:38 AM]
Marko says: I am sitting right next to it!!!
[09:01:55 AM]
Tertia says: it is so distracting
[09:02:21 AM]
Marko says: Not like you need to concentrate!!!
[09:02:29 AM]
Tertia says: i am writing you asshole
[09:02:34 AM]
Tertia says: of course i need to concentrate
[09:02:39 AM]
Tertia says: do you think i am sitting here playing?
[09:03:09 AM]
Marko says: Yes, looking at porn on the Net
[09:03:23 AM]
Tertia says: lol, you WISH!
[09:03:25 AM]
Tertia says: When I'm on a computer that I don't wanna install anything on,
I use meebo (www.meebo.com). It doesn't
let you log in to skype I don't think but I think it supports every other chat
client I can think of (which is almost certainly very different from every chat
client out there:p). Then Marko can't
let the lack of chat client be the excuse for lack of funny chats! :)
[09:03:32 AM]
Tertia says: that was an email from a blog reader
[09:03:35 AM]
Tertia says: check it out please
[09:05:51 AM]
Marko says: Why meebo, i have skype now!
[09:06:39 AM] Tertia says: i want to be able to chat to you at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See, he keeps quiet when I try and make him do things. Notice the time delay. Fucker.
[09:17:47 AM]
Tertia says: ASSHOLE
[09:17:58 AM]
Marko says: dickhead
[09:18:21 AM]
Tertia says: penisbrain
[09:18:33 AM]
Marko says: PUSSFACE
[09:18:58 AM]
Tertia says: thats rude
[09:19:17 AM]
Marko says: I know, but it stopped you
[09:19:21 AM] Tertia says: lol
[09:39:32 AM]
Marko says: OK, What is for lunch then?
[09:41:15 AM]
Tertia says: what is for lunch???
[09:41:20 AM]
Tertia says: what the hell do you mean “what is for lunch”?
[09:41:46 AM]
Marko says: If we are not going to braai, what are we going to do?
[09:42:50 AM] Tertia says: well, we can go to
the mall
[09:42:54 AM]
Tertia says: what do you want to do?
[09:43:08 AM]
Tertia says: i have to buy a iron today and i want to try and have adam's hair
cut
[09:43:11 AM]
Marko says: We can go.
[09:43:17 AM]
Tertia says: k
[09:44:00 AM]
Marko says: Asshole
[09:44:10 AM] Tertia says: asshole
Things are
definitely improving, he is positively chatty!
Just to prove that Marko is right:
The internet is for porn.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645
Posted by: Angie | 31 January 2006 at 03:41 PM
You need to buy an iron?
{Totally effing confused and scratching head.}
What's next? A Crock Pot?!?!
xoxo
Posted by: Dani | 31 January 2006 at 04:46 PM
I probably should mention that the link I posted isn't actually PORN. LOL
Posted by: Angie | 31 January 2006 at 04:57 PM
Angie,
It's not porn? I am very disappointed. :(
Posted by: Shevon | 31 January 2006 at 05:44 PM
Angie - my thoughts exactly - are IRON?? For T? Ha!
Posted by: Stefanie | 31 January 2006 at 06:21 PM
What a chatterbox - and he is offering to come shopping too! just when we thought we had pigeonholed him and then this!
Posted by: kim | 31 January 2006 at 08:19 PM
See, soon you'll be complaining that he won't shut up. You just can't win with men...
Though he sounds like a lovable asshole!
Posted by: Erin | 31 January 2006 at 10:12 PM
How do you do that? No.. not ironing. How do you record from vcr to dvd?
Posted by: Kaylyn | 01 February 2006 at 03:39 AM
Okay, what the ho-de-hey are you doing with an iron? I hope you are tenderizing some meat for a braii or something.
I own an iron, but it holds down all the receipts I need to file for my taxes!
The mall, though, I can see going there, and I guess an iron would pique my husband's interest that MAYBE he wouldn't have to look like a sharpei at work every day if I actually used one.
Posted by: Judy | 01 February 2006 at 04:38 AM
LOL. you two are very funny assholes.
Posted by: Liz | 01 February 2006 at 05:27 AM
Bout as chatty as my DH :)
Posted by: andrea | 01 February 2006 at 08:45 AM
And I thought it was bad that me and my hubby email each other from separate rooms in the same house ;)
Posted by: projgen | 02 February 2006 at 01:43 AM
My husband and I would do that except he plays online games and it not condusive to iming.
Posted by: Cristy | 02 March 2006 at 05:29 AM