Marko – getting chattier

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The scene: I am in my study, writing, Marko is in the lounge, busy rerecording the neighbour’s home movies from VCR to DVD. We are supposed to go to a BBQ later on that day, weather dependant. I’ve just put the kids down for their nap but they are playing in their cot, not sleeping.

[08:50:33 AM] Marko says: Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[08:50:44 AM] Tertia says: asshole back at you

[08:51:12 AM] Marko says: You are an asshole, but a nice asshole

[08:51:29 AM] Tertia says: thank you my darling, if i am going to be an asshole then i would like to be a nice one

[08:51:56 AM] Marko says: Find out what is happening about this braai (BBQ) today

[08:52:03 AM] Tertia says: i will find out in a while

[08:53:14 AM] Tertia says: little fuckers wont sleep

[08:53:46 AM] Marko says: Too much excitement before the time

[08:53:52 AM] Tertia says: perhaps

[09:00:22 AM] Tertia says: must the sound be on? it is v distracting

[09:00:31 AM] Tertia says: what bloody music is playing any way?

[09:01:01 AM] Marko says: I can't put the sound off, otherwise it records without sound. Very irritating

[09:01:14 AM] Tertia says: what a nightmare

[09:01:38 AM] Marko says: I am sitting right next to it!!!

[09:01:55 AM] Tertia says: it is so distracting

[09:02:21 AM] Marko says: Not like you need to concentrate!!!

[09:02:29 AM] Tertia says: i am writing you asshole

[09:02:34 AM] Tertia says: of course i need to concentrate

[09:02:39 AM] Tertia says: do you think i am sitting here playing?

[09:03:09 AM] Marko says: Yes, looking at porn on the Net

[09:03:23 AM] Tertia says: lol, you WISH!

[09:03:25 AM] Tertia says: When I'm on a computer that I don't wanna install anything on, I use meebo (www.meebo.com). It doesn't let you log in to skype I don't think but I think it supports every other chat client I can think of (which is almost certainly very different from every chat client out there:p). Then Marko can't let the lack of chat client be the excuse for lack of funny chats! :)

[09:03:32 AM] Tertia says: that was an email from a blog reader

[09:03:35 AM] Tertia says: check it out please

[09:05:51 AM] Marko says: Why meebo, i have skype now!

[09:06:39 AM] Tertia says: i want to be able to chat to you at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, he keeps quiet when I try and make him do things. Notice the time delay. Fucker.

[09:17:47 AM] Tertia says: ASSHOLE

[09:17:58 AM] Marko says: dickhead

[09:18:21 AM] Tertia says: penisbrain

[09:18:33 AM] Marko says: PUSSFACE

[09:18:58 AM] Tertia says: thats rude

[09:19:17 AM] Marko says: I know, but it stopped you

[09:19:21 AM] Tertia says: lol

[09:39:32 AM] Marko says: OK, What is for lunch then?

[09:41:15 AM] Tertia says: what is for lunch???

[09:41:20 AM] Tertia says: what the hell do you mean “what is for lunch”?

[09:41:46 AM] Marko says: If we are not going to braai, what are we going to do?

[09:42:50 AM] Tertia says: well, we can go to the mall

[09:42:54 AM] Tertia says: what do you want to do?

[09:43:08 AM] Tertia says: i have to buy a iron today and i want to try and have adam's hair cut

[09:43:11 AM] Marko says: We can go.

[09:43:17 AM] Tertia says: k

[09:44:00 AM] Marko says: Asshole

[09:44:10 AM] Tertia says: asshole

Things are definitely improving, he is positively chatty!

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Just to prove that Marko is right:

The internet is for porn.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5430343841227974645

Posted by: Angie | 31 January 2006 at 03:41 PM

You need to buy an iron?

{Totally effing confused and scratching head.}

What's next? A Crock Pot?!?!

xoxo

Posted by: Dani | 31 January 2006 at 04:46 PM

I probably should mention that the link I posted isn't actually PORN. LOL

Posted by: Angie | 31 January 2006 at 04:57 PM

Angie,
It's not porn? I am very disappointed. :(

Posted by: Shevon | 31 January 2006 at 05:44 PM

Angie - my thoughts exactly - are IRON?? For T? Ha!

Posted by: Stefanie | 31 January 2006 at 06:21 PM

What a chatterbox - and he is offering to come shopping too! just when we thought we had pigeonholed him and then this!

Posted by: kim | 31 January 2006 at 08:19 PM

See, soon you'll be complaining that he won't shut up. You just can't win with men...

Though he sounds like a lovable asshole!

Posted by: Erin | 31 January 2006 at 10:12 PM

How do you do that? No.. not ironing. How do you record from vcr to dvd?

Posted by: Kaylyn | 01 February 2006 at 03:39 AM

Okay, what the ho-de-hey are you doing with an iron? I hope you are tenderizing some meat for a braii or something.

I own an iron, but it holds down all the receipts I need to file for my taxes!

The mall, though, I can see going there, and I guess an iron would pique my husband's interest that MAYBE he wouldn't have to look like a sharpei at work every day if I actually used one.

Posted by: Judy | 01 February 2006 at 04:38 AM

LOL. you two are very funny assholes.

Posted by: Liz | 01 February 2006 at 05:27 AM

Bout as chatty as my DH :)

Posted by: andrea | 01 February 2006 at 08:45 AM

And I thought it was bad that me and my hubby email each other from separate rooms in the same house ;)

Posted by: projgen | 02 February 2006 at 01:43 AM

My husband and I would do that except he plays online games and it not condusive to iming.

Posted by: Cristy | 02 March 2006 at 05:29 AM