Because Marko is a massive pain in the ass to buy gifts for (he is v fussy when it comes to clothes, he doesn’t drink, he doesn’t have hobbies etc), and because for his birthday this year I was a tad busy with the babes, I decided to think out of the box (haha, box – gift – geddit) and get a little creative.
So I made up a gift box for him with all sorts of little things, sweets (candy), biltong, a kitsch father’s day mug, a sweet photo frame with a pic of the babes for his new office (he has a new job, more on that another time) and then I printed six ‘tickets’, six pieces of paper with “One Free Pass” written on each of them.
I told him that he could use the ticket for whatever he wanted – a home cooked meal (yeah RIGHT, not with my culinary skills), to win an argument (as if he doesn’t normally win), a shag, whatever he wanted. Naturally he was most excited about the last option.
I thought he had forgotten about it, but alas, he was merely biding his time.
The bugger is off work at the moment, on leave until he starts his new job. Which gives him ample time to lurk around in the bathroom while I am in shower or trying to get dressed for work.
So there I was this morning, merrily washing my bits etc, when I noticed through the steam something stuck on the shower door.
BLOODY HELL!!! There was the damn paper ticket with One Fee Pass printed on it, stuck on the shower door, and Marko standing there with a pervy grin on his face.
Bugger! I tried to say that the ticket was invalid if it got wet from the shower. But, a promise is a promise. He had the ticket, I had to do my bit.
I made damn sure that I tore that ticket up afterwards – knowing him he would try and reuse that same ticket next time ;-)
One down, five to go.
Ha! See that's why I always specify what the pass is for - that way you can say only ONE is for shag, etc.....Rookie!!! :o)
Posted by: Camille | 20 July 2005 at 02:48 PM
Ha! You're so great Tertia. =)
Posted by: beck | 20 July 2005 at 04:16 PM
Marko got some Tertia...
heh heh.
Posted by: MollieBee | 20 July 2005 at 04:49 PM
ROTFL. My husband is currently running away from me. We(I) took a trigger shot yesterday so I've been regularly taking advantage of him. :)
Posted by: Suzanne | 20 July 2005 at 05:27 PM
Gosh, is a shag with Marko really all that bad?
Posted by: J | 20 July 2005 at 07:50 PM
pervy grin....
heh heh.
K has a pervy grin for, like ten hours a day -- now I know what it's called.
Posted by: blackbird | 20 July 2005 at 07:56 PM
HA! My husband doesn't even bother with the free tix, he just climbs right in the shower with me wearing a (as you put it) pervy grin!
I have to admit I'm kind of a fan of shower sex. Afterall, you can just clean everything up afterwards ;-)
Posted by: LizM | 20 July 2005 at 08:00 PM
pix?
Posted by: d | 20 July 2005 at 10:48 PM
are you complaining about sex with a man who looks like that?
Posted by: aderyn | 20 July 2005 at 11:47 PM
Bwahahaha! Sounds precisely like something my horndog husband would do, only he'd do it if I were late to work or a night out with the girls.
Posted by: Lisa | 21 July 2005 at 05:22 AM
Sounds like the perfect gift for the hard to buy for husband ;)
Posted by: maia | 21 July 2005 at 05:47 AM
Free passes? You sucker. What were you thinking?
(But hooray for new-mom sex with pervy hottie! Freshly washed bits a plus.)
Posted by: Orange | 21 July 2005 at 06:38 AM
woohhooo, sex. ;)
Posted by: Liz | 21 July 2005 at 10:48 AM
I would use a free pass for two hours completely alone (plus drive time to whereever it was I wanted to be) with no baby (or other) responsibilities and NO ONE TOUCHING me. Although a night out with the girls sounds fun and a day at the spa sounds relaxing.
Posted by: Rayne of Terror | 21 July 2005 at 03:10 PM
LMAO- go Marko!
Posted by: Stephanie | 21 July 2005 at 03:17 PM
slut
Posted by: barren old crone | 21 July 2005 at 07:34 PM
Could I fill in for you? Marko is hot. I can take over for a coupon or two. xoxo
Posted by: Amber | 21 July 2005 at 08:04 PM
I bet next time you print passes you will print only a couple instead of SIX!! and he's pretty damn cute so I'm sure you'll pull through. :o)
Dawn
Posted by: dawn | 22 July 2005 at 02:47 AM
Where were the kids?
Posted by: Thrice | 22 July 2005 at 05:01 AM
heh heh sounds like a couple of coupons he could give you include: a month blow job free, guilt free starting whenever you decide or a month shag free, guilt free!!
Posted by: Kim | 23 July 2005 at 04:08 PM
huiku
Posted by: tonny | 14 March 2006 at 01:24 PM