Cliff, Shag or Marry?

Have you played this game before? 

How it works is that you get three people to choose from, and you have to say which of the three you will shag, which one you will marry and which one you will boot over the cliff.

You try and find some common thread between the three names you give, they can either be 3 good-looking actors, or 3 ugly guys, or 3 politicians etc.

Got it?

You can give reasons why, or just say X = cliff, Y = shag, Z = marry.

Ok, here’s your first one:

Pavarotti, Ozzy Osborn or Rod Steward

Now your turn.  First say which one you would cliff, shag or mary and then give another three names and the next person can say whether they would cliff, shag or marry the dudes.

(My answer – hmmm, difficult one, cos they are all yuck.  I think cliff Pavarotti, shag Ozzy (with paper bag over his head and lots of wine for me) and marry Rod (he has money and I would make him do something about that hair of his).  Actually can’t decide who would be worse to shag.)

Comments

[Orange]

I know nobody's playing anymore, but no one answered on the Fab Five guys!

Cliff Kyan, because who needs a guy who pays more attention to grooming than you do?
Shag Carson, because he's good for a lot of laughs and no woman is having sex with him, really; we'd go shopping for clothes and call it sex.
Marry Thom, because he's easy on the eyes and great at decorating. My house would be beautiful.

For those CSI guys, I'd have to be an adulterous bigamist and marry/shag both Warrick and Nick. I'll have lunch with Gil in lieu of cliffing him, though his cliffed corpse would make for an excellent CSI case!

Game over.

[Kestralyn]

Nuh-uh... game not over yet!

Some missed ones:
Arnie Schwarzenegger: CLIFF the Governator... with extreme predjudice
Sly Stallone: Marry. He seems to have some brains in there.
Jean-Claude Van Damme: Shag until he can't walk!

Carson: Cliff. TOO annoying to cope with.
Kyan: Shag Oh, yeah, baby! I'd do him!
Thom: Marry He seems like he'd be wonderful to settle down with.

And the precancerous triplets:
Paris Hilton: CLIFF!!!
George Hamilton: Marry - he's got money, baby!
Ricardo Montalban: Shag - sexy as hell but not good in relationships

And I think this is the last list that got missed:

Superman: Cliff. Boring
Spiderman: Shag! Could be fun ;-)
Mr. Incredible: Marry. We know he's a great family man... and hot when he's in shape!

[projgen]

Wessel, if you're still checking:

Cliff Rav Akiva for thinking Bar Kochba was Moshiach.
Marry Rambam. After all, he's a doctor.
I guess that leaves shagging Rashi, although the thought of shagging any of these seems so... wrong. ;) Besides, with all that Talmud study, who had time to shag? heheh

[Suzie-Q.]

You are quite the unruly bunch on this thread!