PREGNANCY Q&A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
PS: 35w today! That's practically overdue for me. Who would have thought.
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Ohhhh you have to see this ...... awww i have even come out of lurkdom again toda to tell ya .... i saw` this on another blog ....http://lilypie.com/
Posted by: lilmisstypo | 31 December 2004 at 05:51 AM
You're brilliant. This is hilarious!
Posted by: beaver girl | 31 December 2004 at 05:52 AM
35 weeks- Tertia I am so happy for you, sincerely. After your recovery we expect full blogging about insanity of early parenting. However, we will settle for an occassional update. Congratulations!
Posted by: Lisa | 31 December 2004 at 06:13 AM
35 weeks- Tertia I am so happy for you, sincerely. After your recovery we expect full blogging about insanity of early parenting. However, we will settle for an occassional update. Congratulations!
Posted by: Lisa | 31 December 2004 at 06:13 AM
35 weeks. yay. happy new year, tertia
Posted by: grumpygirl | 31 December 2004 at 06:39 AM
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Those were hilarious Q & A!
Posted by: terri c | 31 December 2004 at 06:48 AM
That was fun! =) 35 weeks?! Seriously, you must be feeling pretty darn happy right about now. HBIJ ... reach out and grab it!!
Posted by: Rebekah | 31 December 2004 at 07:09 AM
yay!! 35 weeks! im so happy for you! good q&a's too!
Posted by: hols | 31 December 2004 at 07:32 AM
Yea! One sleep 'til January!!!!
Happy 35 weeks!!!
xoxo
Posted by: Boulder | 31 December 2004 at 07:46 AM
Happy 35 weeks!!
I just started reading your blog a couple of weeks ago...it's amazing how quickly you can be emotionally involved in someone's life. Pulling for you, Marko, & the twins everyday!
Posted by: tone | 31 December 2004 at 08:22 AM
Delurking to say I've been following your saga for a while and am very glad you've made it to 35 weeks! Here's hoping that things continue to go well for you.
Posted by: RJ | 31 December 2004 at 08:35 AM
35 weeks!!!! Absolutely thrilled for you T!!!
Posted by: Territoon | 31 December 2004 at 08:45 AM
Coming out of my not pregnancy related bedrest funk to say thank you for the laugh. I needed that.
Congrats on 35 weeks!
Posted by: Cherith | 31 December 2004 at 08:48 AM
I was just trying to figure out whether you had reached 35 weeks, but I couldn't remember what day of the week it is. Amazing what being on vacation back home with mom does to you.
So incredibly happy for you Tertia.
Laura
Posted by: LauraN | 31 December 2004 at 11:22 AM
WTG Tertia!
Posted by: andrea | 31 December 2004 at 12:21 PM
Congratulations on hitting the 35 week mark, that's amazing. You've done so well.
Posted by: girlwonder | 31 December 2004 at 12:26 PM
Wonderful job, Tertia!
HBIJ -- guess we know this will happen now without any doubt (with the time difference?).
Posted by: Sandi P. | 31 December 2004 at 02:03 PM
Woooooooohoooooooooo 35 weeks. You really did it Tertia. HBIJ!
Posted by: Jennifer | 31 December 2004 at 04:33 PM
Love these jokes...they never get old. And, CONGRATS on 35 weeks.
Posted by: Kristin | 31 December 2004 at 04:45 PM
Yeah!!
congrats on 35 weeks.
Posted by: kb | 31 December 2004 at 06:05 PM
Wonderful Tertia...babies in January....woohoo!
xxoo,
Posted by: Emily | 31 December 2004 at 06:44 PM
woohoo! I'm sooooo excited for you and your whole family - especially the 2 new members who are going to wait a little bit longer to make an appearance! :)
Posted by: projgen | 31 December 2004 at 09:36 PM
Q: Who helps make the trials and tribs of IF and high-risk preg not just bearable, but even funny?
A:Tertia!
Thanks and happy 35 weeks.
Posted by: ManhattanAnne | 01 January 2005 at 12:24 AM