Number of........

Inspired by a comment made by my friend Lauren:

Below are the number of:

# - Number of:
0 - live children I currently have
1 - births
1 - cancelled fresh IVF’s
1 - cancelled FET’s
1 - ectopics
1 - husbands
2 - FET’s
2 - children my sister’s had while I have been trying for #1
2 - D&C’s
2 - laps
3 - IUI’s
3 - miscarriages
4 - pregnancies
4 - years I have been trying
4 - dr’s who have seen my cooter
4 - dr’s at my clinic (100% hit rate)
5 - fresh IVF’s
5 - weeks spent on hospital bed rest
7 - fetus’s miscarried
9 - implanted embryos
10 - years I’ve aged in the process
12 - pounds currently overweight
18 - months spent on Prozac
22 - transferred embryos
58 - approximate number of times have had wand up cooter
65 - stupid comments people have said along the way
77 - times people have told me to ‘just relax’
77 - times I have told said people to fuck off (in my head mostly)
100 - percentage how much the smell of my co-workers lunch makes me want to puke
107 - embryos made
119 - eggs retrieved
189 - amps of stims injected
190 - PIO bumps in my butt
445 - children my fertile sister currently has, more or less, give or take a few
200,000 - amount of money I’ve spent so far on infertility (that’s just my portion)

Ultimate goal - Priceless

(or put another way: better be fucking worth it)

Comments

[Janine]

2000 - times you've made me laugh with this blog. Particularly liked the 77 and 445. If brains were a factor in fertility, you'd have 446 children by now.

[Lauren]

I'm glad I can inspire you! I knew you'd beat me.... I agree the end result is priceless. It better work for both us this time.

[maricar]

It's SO worth it... And you too are priceless, sweetie. ((hugs))

[Carrie]

Wow -- can you imagine if we all added ours together?

[Bob (Quantum Wishmaker)]

Good thing you have this (blog). Have you considered redirecting your attention? Sometimes the magic occurs when one lets it go some. Our wishes sometimes whither in the intense sunlight of our attention, but germinate in the dark.

[Dana]

Magic? Whithering wishes? Germination? Delurking to tell Mr. Bob Wishmaker to "Fuck off!"

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