Husband beater

I feel terrible.

Husband was irritating me last week, teasing me. You know, being a silly bored male. Trying to pull my shorts down as I walk past, grabbing my butt, poking me in the side, you know, usual teasing stuff when they are bored.

Anyway, after a few hours of this, I was getting irritated so when he grabbed my gown as I walked past I punched him on the chest and said 'STOP IT'.

After a week of pain, he eventually went to the Dr, well apparently he has two cracked ribs. OMG! I didn't even hit him that hard, I must have connected him in the right/wrong spot.

I really do feel bad. Am now husband batterer.

(feel even worse in that first thought was - hope this doesn't affect his sperm quality for Friday's donation, he can do his bit first and then take his painkillers)

Comments

[Bridgette]

See, I told you you were strong.

[jen]

Snerk. I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it!

[Christina]

Is it wrong that I was also more worried about whether he'd still be able to "donate" this week? At least you didn't punch him further "south"!

[Cecily]

You're totally killing me. I'm sorry hubbie's in pain, but seriously, that's really, really funny.

Glad about the eggies too...but I feel your bloated and uncomfortable pain!

[Danae]

Are you for hire?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

[Bee]

hehehe. You BAAAAD woman you. Sorry can't help it - is funny.

[Janine]

k, scared of you now.

[Kristine]

Well how have I missed your site before now? I just had a good laugh over your disclaimer list followed by a good cry for Ben.

Your husband's gonna think twice before he decides to be irratating next time, isn't he? Uh huh.

[Sheena]

Tertia, you cracked me up!
Thankyou for letting me see this other side of you...
I will definately keep checking in here(",)
Love me

[sadaf]

wife can easialy beat husband kick him betwwen h elegs right on groin balls