I am not like some people who have the utmost confidence that they really are always right. (Marko!) I know I am not always right. I do make mistakes, I overreact, I get emotional about things, I speak without thinking etc. But honestly, sometimes I wonder whether it really is me or could it possibly be, just maybe, that the other person (Marko!) could be in the wrong.
Whenever something happens, I always wish that I could record it and play it back to a jury, an objective jury so that I can get their opinion on the matter. And when they pass their verdict, I will accept it graciously if I am wrong.
It's no use telling my mom, or my friends, because they are going to take my side. I need an objective jury who will say if it is me, or if it is him (Marko!)
You lot are a possibility, but unfortunately I can't always use you because (a) I think you might be slightly biased towards me, and (b) the other person (Marko!) will get upset with me for talking about it in public.
I think I should get an anonymous blog so that I can post (non) hypothetical situations and ask the jury to decide. Life imprisonment or death.