I am so excited; I think I might have just peed in my pants a little

What is more delicious than a romantic weekend away at a luxury resort? What is more exciting than a shopping spree with someone else’s credit card? What is even better than finding a forgotten hundred bucks in the pocket of an old pair of jeans? 

I’ll tell you what is better than all of that, and more….. A night away ALL BY MYSELF!! That’s right my dear friends, a full 24 hours ON MY OWN.

I am so excited, I can barely contain myself. 

I found a little boutique hotel five minutes away from home, which BY CHANCE just happens to offer spa treatments as well. I have a massage booked for 2pm, but other than that, I am going to spend the ENTIRE day, all by myself, bra-less, in my comfy pants and sheepskin slippers . I am going to pack a picnic basket with tomato chips, dip, biltong, chocolate, wine and other delicious snacks and spend the entire day at my laptop, catching up. I am going to soak in a hot bath for an hour, read a whole magazine from start to finish, drink more than TWO glasses of wine, and fart in bed to my heart’s content. Besides getting up to pee at least once, maybe twice at night, I am going to sleep through the entire night lying spread-eagled diagonally across the bed. No snoring husband, no calling kids. But best of all, I am going to do all of this on my own, in absolute silence! 

I can’t WAIT!!! 

Comments

[Katie]

Good gracious - you get to go to heaven for 24 hours. You deserve it!

[snickollet]

That sounds like pure bliss. Enjoy every well-deserved moment.

[Aurelia]

Ooooooo, I am jealous a bit, enjoy it hon.

[Sue at eLuckypacket]

Sounds delicious!

[spoiledonlychild]

Why don't you really treat yourself and leave the laptop at home?

[maddy]

Sounds wonderful! I don't know what the heck tomato chips and biltong are, but I'm with ya on the chocolate and wine. Have a great time!

[Orange]

Don't forget to pleasure yourself, dear. :-)

[Pia]

You GO girl.

(any room for me?)

[melody]

You are one of the only other woman I know who would not only take her laptop to the spa with her but actually SPEND COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TIME glued to it. I took mine CAMPING and took so much flack. But HELL its the way I relax!!! Enjoy it!

[Elizabeth]

Oh my god, you just described by ULTIMATE DREAM IN LIFE. You lucky lucky woman.

[SheBee]

Spoiledonlychild, you clearly have not met Tertia in all her blogging glory.

The laptop makes up for at least half of her heaven!

Enjoy Tannie T!

xoxo

[Lani ~ The Wooden Porch]

How did YOU get so lucky?

Have fun!

[Kay]

What did Marko do? Did he buy the car? Is that how you got your yard pass?

[Jenn]

so. jealous.

[Kimberly]

Okay. You need to let Marko get the car. Look at your budget, make it work for him. He should be able to splurge on himself too. And yes, a car is more than a night at a boutique motel, but it'll all balance out in the end.

[Amy]

OMG, I am so freaking jealous. Wow.

[Rachel]

WooHoo! You must also remember to wear NO make-up and watch only chick flicks and trash tv the whole time. Hope you have fun, you deserve it!

[Dani]

I would *so* take my laptop, too. Don't forget the charger!

[cat]

Me too, please! That sounds like absolute bliss.

[rindacella]

okay, spit it out ... what's the name of the boutique hotel. with. spa. ?

[Ursula]

You lucky cow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wobs]

How.the.heck.did.that.happen?

[Mandy]

I dream of a night like that.

[Jerri Ann]

How did you get this lucky? And, can I come?

[kristylynne]

What, is it your birthday? Sounds just like HEAVEN. Don't forget to bring a sleeping pill, just in case your sleepless self is so used to being sleepless that you can't sleep. That would truly suck!