I think she wants me

I got an email from a blog reader telling me that I really shouldn't be giving old Zsuuusipoosi so much airplay.  She is loving that her hits have gone up from zero to 5,000 in one day and is using the opportunity to sprout even more of her gentle, loving wisdom. Good point.  So we wont be talking about my new best friend any more, except to say that I think Zsusie is a little turned on by me.  No seriously, I think she wants me.  Like, WHO DOESN'T! Can't say I blame her really, I am a rather sexy beast, with all that vulgar inappropriateness and all.  Smoooooch! (with tongue)

Comments

[Juno]

Shweeeet of you to give the goblin a kiss, Tertia, but personally I wouldn't want to smooch anyone with a forked tongue. Be sure to rinse your mouth out after, okay?

[Laura from GA]

See now this is why I heart you so much! Wonderful attitude! I sent her an email last night and I've checked a few times to see if whe responded, but you know what...screw her...it's just going to be more stupid vile crap spewing forth so...I'm going to forget that I even know that she existed in the first place. Let her and her whack-job husand pisseth off!

[Kelly]

Love it. You have the best attitude about this whole thing. This Zsusie is such the nut job!!

[QuiltingChaos]

Tertia-
Usually I find every last word on your blog to be amusing and fascinating. I couldn't finish reading the stuff from the crazy person, so please, no more quoting her. 'Tis boring.
Thanks,
Margie

[queermom]

darling,
i'm so glad you found a lesbian lover with such radical views.
xo

[Rebel]

I totally love you sweetie.... even if you are a Monster!!!!

Rebel

[Bottonz]

I think I must piss u of, so that I can also get some airplay hahah

no seriously, You have a great attitude about all this T !! And she really not the hits worth ;)

[Zeu]

I love you even more now, you sexy beast you!

D

[liv]

haha! sexy beast, indeed! love the attitude you've taken towards her -- she's so not worth your mental energy.

[kate]

I think you are right on, Tertia! We press on to better and surely brighter discussions....like our childrens poop for example, much prefer poop talk then give air time for this negatively charged lady!!!

[sweetbaptist]

I might die laughing. I have never seen such sumptuous and rich troll-feeding in my life.

[Anna]

Oh, Tertia. I think I fell in love with you all over again. *sigh* ;)

[Becky]

LMAO off the first commenter "I really wouldn't want to kiss anyone with a forked tongue" too funny.

Thanks for giving the blogger the attention she deserves from now on Tertia - none.
:) Becky
http://www.stinkylemsky.typepad.com/

[Camille]

Yeah...It may be time to remove the links to her site. Her flavor of hate doesn't deserve air time.

[zerch]

I tend to agree with Camille - you might want to remove all links to her site, since you're going to be sending her traffic for quite some time now.

[anon]

I've been thinking about this woman ever since you started posting about her, and I read a few of her blog entries. I feel so terribly sad for her poor children. I've been trying to think of some comment I could leave, without being cruel or petty or immature, not to tell her that she is wrong or a terrible person, but just to subtley hint that a more compassionate approach might serve her better.I thought and thought about it all day, and it occured to me that she is just so darn convinced she is right that god himself coulnd't change her mind.

Crazy evangelicals aside, I think you are an awesome person, Tertia. You have done a lot for South Africa, and infertiles, and babies, and even me personally when I was waiting for my little boy to (finally) arrive. I really admire you.

[Irndly]

Darling
I am just a little pissed after reading your stats. 118 eggs? Shit. Poor fucking me has only ever managed a mere 41 murders before the two children that I haven't yet killed. Well, by those standards, perhaps I am just a dabbler. I find these people UTTERLY FASCINATING - no sarcasm intended. I would love to see a study of brain mapping minds such as these. If psychopaths have such massive frontal lobes, I can only imagine the one this divine nut case is lugging through life. I just LOVE that she finishes her posts with 'must play with my 4 wonderful children now'. Shows me again that God has nothing to do with fertility.

[Orange]

Yes, Tertia. It's a total lesbian obsession. She dreams of your shapely bosom.

[heleen]

After reading these last posts, links and comments I get a strange image in my head. It's a big medieval square in Global Village with thousands of women screaming names at each other, mixed with out-of-context bible fragments and lies presented as medical 'facts'. In the sky above the square I see little white clouds with hundreds and thousands of tiny wriggly baby angels, the ones that have never made it out of the tube.

I wish we had a time machine and we could transfer women like M and Z back to where they came from and where they would feel much more at home than in our time, The Dark Ages.

[JuliaKB]

Bwahaha. I think you nailed it. Poor little sexually frustrated Zusee...

[Chicago]

I hope Zsusie checked out your post today and threw up in her mouth a little when she read it. Kind of the same reaction I get when I read HER blog.

[Eliza]

OMG don't make me start baiting you on MY blog! Fuck the hits, I want some of the LOVE! LOL! She prolly IS pretty sexually-frustrated since she is apparently uber-fertile and probably only believes in procreative sex, which means that the Mister can't have gotten very good at it yet (as I'm sure they both marched up the aisle virgins). Probably she's already needlepointed a screenshot of this post onto her SPECIAL body-pillow. Bwahahaaaa...

[Janine]

These people are sick. I started to watch the pastor's video clip on IVF but couldn't bear it. So God doesn't want us to use IVF, because it is against nature. But God invented You Tube huh? I just don't get these people.

[Sister Mel]

Well I am still very sad about it all. The damage she has done to the body of Christ is huge. As a clapper, I can only pray for her enlightenment and consequent salvation. As your sister, I do want to punch her on her nose a little, quite hard. xxx

[thehenherself]

You know what...I want to know how many babies who are retarded, handicapped, hindered, fetal alcohol syndrome, drug addicted, abused that the christian right adopts every day on top of the multiple babies they have every year?

Hey..I murdered 8 babies...the baby I lost from M/C happened b/c GOD's plan was that w/ trisomy 18, I SHOULDN"T HAVE SURVIVED...and didn't....THANK GOD!

-the hen