In which she spills the beans

Speaking of babies - guess who has a brand spanking new one!! Go on, guess! I have the most wonderful news for you.  Someone we are very fond of (even though she is an even bigger asshole than I am, and MUCH, much older than me) has a brand, spanking, absolutely GORGEOUS (I've seen pics) new baby!  Guess who! I am going to tease you a little longer. The news is too delicious to just throw out there. 

AND THE ANSWER IS.......

And the answer is..................... DANAE!!!!!  Who is the only VP member who is as old as I am!!!

Unlike me who talks about her vag and shares every intimate detail with the world, she is rather private, so she wont be posting pics of her vag or other identifying details, but here is a little note from her: 

"I password protected my blog a few months ago, and now I can't remember the password! Heh. I really am getting old. 

Anyway, I don't know if I'll ever get around to posting or not, but thank you for letting those people who remember me know that I'm over the moon about this little guy! I think I'm officially the last of the VP to become a mom, so we can FINALLY say there's a happy ending for our posse!!

I truly hope all my other blogging friends from the past have realized their dreams, as well. Being a mother is the most amazing thing I've ever experienced. I didn't think I'd EVER say this, but all the IF treatments and miscarriages that I've been through were sooooooo worth the end result - my beautiful boy. I'd do it all over again in a heartbeat if it meant it would result in him.

Anyway, I hope you're doing well. Thanks again, T.

Asshole."
(I am not sure if she is calling me an asshole here, or signing off as 'asshole' herself)

As you can see, even though she is now a mother, she hasn't lost her assholiness.  Which is a true sign of being an original VP member. The assholiness never leaves.

I am THRILLED for her and for all the other VP members.  And yes, one of the commenters was right:  between the lots of us, we now have enough kids to make up an entire soccer team, or there about.  We are very lucky indeed.

(SEE!  I can keep a secret!!!!  I was actually just waiting for Danae to put that baby down for a SECOND and read all your comments first.  She was sure no one remembered her and I said there were more people who missed her than she realized.  Now we have to persuade her to remember the bloody password for her blog. Asshole)
 

Comments

[Nicole]

OMG is it Julie??????? TELL TELL!

[Liz]

Julie or Karen?

[Nicole]

On second thought, could be too soon for Julie. How about the Karem with a not so Naked Ovary, C'mon You're killing me!!!

[Geohde]

Karen??

[Bianca W]

Karen. It must be Karen. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!

[Bianca W]

Okay - but Karen updated yesterday that all was well and Julie has not updated for a few days. Hmmmmm - COME. ON. ALREADY!!

[bec (and Charlotte)]

KAREN!!!!!!

I want a prize.

:-)

[Ericka]

*I* am guessing gettupgrrl with #2.

[bec (and Charlotte)]

No change my mind it is Julie, she has had the baby early.

Still want a prize.

[mijk]

must be Karen but would'nt getupgrrl be great! Oh this is mean!!!

[millie]

I do love it when you tease us so.

Now spill it.

[bec (and Charlotte)]

Huh I reckon there is a new little baby in the world with the nickname of Rocky.

My prize can be chocolate, if you were to stay with me for a week we would drink far too much good Australian wine.

[margalit]

Karen posted yesterday and she didn't sound ready to pop yet. So I'm guessing it would be getupgrrl. Only I didn't even know she was pregnant. I miss her.

[Andrea]

I miss both Grrl and Danae so much...

[Jill]

Maybe a lame guess, but first thing that popped into my mind....you got a new puppy.

[Jill]

OK, I should have read it closely...I am such a loser. Completely off base by miles, I am...just ignore me.

J

[Sheridan]

I'm guessing Karen. Reminds me of the day I went into labour. About 2 hours before my waters broke I texted my friend - "nothing happening, still here, still bored". And then - bang!

Anyway I hope it's Karen - 38 weeks is "good enough". I want Julie to go longer!!!

[Celeste]

I hope it's Vanessa...

[Lesley R]

I think it is The Naked Ovary girl... Now maybe she'll tell us Rocky's real name.

[Tam]

Well, I immediately thought "KAREN" of naked ovary fame (blame it on T because she sent me back there after K got a bfp). Then I thought "Julie" (love the whole quilt thing), Please let it be DANEA, & then I read the comments & thought"oh, f@$%, I've been around so long I remember getupgrrl". SO SORRY GIRL! I'm just old & infertile & I can't spell anymore...booo hooo!

OK ~ I'm on my second...third (I confess) glass of wine & now I've turned on spell check ...hee, hee!

OK ~ I'm hooked & T you are a bad, bad, girl...PLEASE, say it with the Austin Powers accent! I'll be back tomorrow to see who gave birth.

[Tam]

OK ~ I just looked at the time of my post & just to set the record straight girls ~ I am in ALASKA on ALAKSA time & it is 1:04 in the morning~ not 11:01 Tertia Time. I am justified in my 2 ~ OK 3 glasses of wine! And, heres to the new baby!! Cheers!

Congratulations! (I wish it was me :0) )

[Bianca W]

Waaa hhhaaa haaa Tam. Dont LIE! Bet you are here in Sunny SA, glugging back a nice Nederberg. ;-)

[Farmgirl]

Definitely Karen! Read her post yesterday: shortening cervix, 38wks.... mmm!

[kirstyphysio]

Don't know who it is, but want to refer to your twitter comment. IE: your dream! Did you perhraps dream of a baby?? Is that not saying something? If you KNOW you are done, then I am happy for you! But - if you don't know you are done, then I say this: YOU WILL NEVER REGRET HAVING A BABY. A THIRD WILL GET IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.And even if it doesn't, because you are so bloody old (ha ha), by the time no.3 is born, you will be too old to even contemplate another, so that will be you - done!If I am way off base, and your dream had nothing to do with small people, then just ignore me! Comment? Wnat comment? I didn't say anything..

[Kaje]

Must be Karen, Julie is only 31 weeks isn't she? Is it Karen? Come on T, tell us, you big meanie!