Do you know what
Barney sex is? My co-worker told me
about it the other day. Heaven knows how
the subject came up. We do discuss the
oddest things at work. LOVE the people I
work with. They are so cool.
We must have been
talking about sex. Clearly. Or lack thereof. Or children! That’s right, we were talking about kids and how they affect your life. Anyway,
my co-worker said “the only time you can have sex with your wife when your kids
are little is when you have Barney sex”. I asked what the hell Barney sex was (too
scared to even imagine what it could be – swinging from the chandeliers dressed
up in a big purple suit with too-short arms?) and he replied “it is when you
put a Barney video on for the kids and quickly go have sex with your partner.” Hilarious!
Well Marko and I
had Barney sex the other day. What a
great idea! Another of those win-win-win
situations. The kids get to watch
Barney, Marko gets to have sex and I get to use up another one of those bloody
free passes that miraculously popped up again. I got to my room and there was the bloody ticket neatly placed on my pillow. I tried to tell Marko that they had expired
and were no longer valid but he wouldn’t buy that. Damn. I
am convinced Marko is printing his own Free Pass tickets. Which is completely not allowed. It is actually fraud, which is
considered a criminal event. I am
thinking of reporting him to the police.
Mental note to
self: Next time I do something as
foolish as issuing a set of Free Passes – make sure I take down the serial
numbers and keep a register of used tickets.