I wrote a similar post about this years ago, but I can’t find it. Irritating. Ha! G&D blog reader T found it for me! Thanks dahlink!
obedient husband: A husband who did
as he was told, but also did things out of his own, spontaneously. A husband who would want to chat about
feelings, but only when you wanted to. A
husband who was in touch with his feminine side, but in a very mannish
way. A romantic, but not a sap. A husband who was good at giving massages;
without leading him into all sorts of lustful thoughts. A husband who just wanted to hug sometimes,
but not all the same. A husband who did
all the chores around the house, without being asked. A husband who could cook. And clean up
Actually, scrap that last one. Some things are just too far out there to even contemplate. There has to be SOME possibility of it ever existing.
Ok, so the last few are silly. What I really want is the blue finger nail thing and the silent door thing. The one would have made my life much easier before the other will help me out tremendously now. The creaking door thing drives me crazy! And no; no amount of special door oil etc helps. Somehow or other, no matter what we do, the bloody door makes some kind of noise. (Last night, as I was slowly tiptoeing in reverse, I hit my elbow on the door handle by mistake – CRACK! Silent FUCK!!!)
What would you
invent if you could any invent any thing at all?