Marko is not a big book reader. In fact he has only ever read one book in his life. Books are not his thing. However, he will obviously have to read my book. Or else I will have to kill him. Slowly and painfully. I am sure he wants to read the book but because he is so not a book reader it is going quite slowly.
To be fair, I wouldn’t let him read a single word until I was ready, and then last Friday I thrust a copy at him and said “Quick! You better read the book before anyone else does!” I think it is important that he reads the book before other people do (too late already, the asshole!) and also forewarned is forearmed. He better know what I said about him in the book.
*I really don’t go into too much detail about him, I spend much more time speaking about what I went through rather focusing on him, but you know me, no holds barred. I am probably the most un-shy person when it comes to this kind of stuff. Poor Marko. Isn’t he lucky we didn’t use sex to conceive, or else I might be writing about that ;-) Hey, at least I didn’t put naked pictures of myself or him in the book. Well, not A LOT anyway. And really, what is a little sperm sample between friends.