There are only four men left on earth; you HAVE to choose one to live with (and shag) for the rest of your life. Which one would you choose? Go do the poll!
Candidate A: Severely overweight short man with poor personal hygiene and an abundance of body hair. Likes to cuddle and wants to call you ‘mommy’, especially during sex. Comes with a small dick and a fancy sports car.
Candidate B: Hypochondriac with permanent postnasal drip and hacking cough. Lives at the doctor’s rooms, convinced he is dying. Is also soya / wheat / lactose and gluten intolerant. Expects you to cook. Comes with an extended medicine cabinet full of potions and pills and poor medical insurance.
Candidate C: Cowardly mouse of a man with several phobias, including the fear of socializing, public places and housework. Comes with a live-in, interfering mother-in-law who encourages his neurosis.
Candidate D: A self-proclaimed frustrated artist with no talent. Believes that getting a job is selling out. Lies on the couch all day, waiting for inspiration. Expects you to provide money, meals and blowjobs. Comes with a group of equally useless ‘artist’ friends who camp out on the rest of your lounge suite.