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Oh the pressure of being first on the much-anticipated cooter post.

And I can't think of anything remotely witty. Crap.

Shit I’ve been away TOO LONG (I need to invest in a laptop or figure out a comfortable way to BF the baby while sitting at the computer because this child of mind has seriously cut into my blog reading time – it is lucky for him that I’m crazy in love otherwise mommy would just let him wait). But what a post to come back to. I’ve done the shaving thing – very stubble, but I’m terrified of try waxing I have a difficult time getting band aids off.

very stubblely is what I meant to say - do you think that stubblely is really a word? Who cares it fits.

Well, lots of info there - you sexy pornstar you! I have a 'bush' and my guy wants a 'tidying up' so maybe - with all the good review here, I might just surprise him but I don't know if I have the courage for a wax yet - maybe a 'Nair' anyone have anything to say about that?

How long did it stay sore? Was it sore in a "I am not leaving this bed for a week" kind of sore or more "let me slap some diaper cream on it and get on with things" kind of sore? How much hair was there before? I would think that would affect how painful ti was. I am very hairy. Aside from the fact that Marko can't get enough of it has it made sex better for you? Do you feel more? What about comfort when your wearing tight jeans or pants? When I was shaved I felt more sensations through out the day depending on what clothes I had on.

Hey anon ,allow for some mystery, secrets haha

To Kim regarding Nair: I would personally advise against using Nair down there. That stuff burns very badly and not in a "I've just been waxed and need a bit of diaper cream" way but in a "I've just received a chemical burn and need medical attention" way. However, it could work differently for other people. Skin type varies.

I will suggest that if you do decide to try Nair, don't invite your partner to feel just how smooth you are with his/her tongue for at least 24 hours after application or else he/she will taste Nair and may require copious amounts of begging and pleading to do any tasting at all ever again.

I assume a woman waxed you... Did you feel weird about that? That's really my only fear of doing it... I can't bring myself to spread 'em for anyone but my hubby...

I've waxed and shaved. Prefer the waxing as it lasts longer and leaves things smoother. I don't go totally bare, there is a small "landing strip" so to speak.

Why?

It feels cleaner for one. As a PP mentioned, it also opens up a whole new set of sensations. LOL

DH and I are going away for the first time since before the twins were born next month. I'll be treating myself (and him) to a wax, pedicure and anything else I can come up with.

It has nothing to do with the Lolita aspect. I just prefer it. As does the hubby. Face it, after almost a quarter decade of marriage you have to find some new tricks to keep things spicy! HAHA ;)

I have a question. When they waxed your ass-crack hair, did it hurt? Of course is did, so a better question would be "How much did it hurt?" We all have that "hair down there" to varying degrees and I have been thinking about a brazilian wax, but the ass crack hair pain has been my only caveat.

I just saw The 40 Year Old Virgin the other day. It was hilarious, especially the chest-waxing scene. I was thinking of you the whole time.

Oof, T. I didn't realize you went all the way with the waxing. I thought you'd just done your bikini line and were wodnering why you were being such a wimp about the pain. But the full monty is something else. My guess is that any subsequent waxing will not hurt as much as the initial time.

Anne, if you have a My Breast Friend, strap it on you, put the baby lying on it facing you and nursing, then sit down at the computer desk and put the MBF on the desk in front of the keyboard. The MBF will be a little baby shelf that you can reach across to type. *Don't* try this with a Boppy or nursing pillow that doesn't firmly strap on to you, though.

Answers to the cooter questions:

Q: How long did it stay sore? Was it sore in a "I am not leaving this bed for a week" kind of sore or more "let me slap some diaper cream on it and get on with things" kind of sore?
A: It was as if I had been sunburnt, it hurt for the first day when something touched it, the second day it felt bruised and by the third day it was fine.


Q: How much hair was there before? I would think that would affect how painful ti was. I am very hairy.
A: Not a lot at all, I have very little body hair.


Q: Aside from the fact that Marko can't get enough of it has it made sex better for you? Do you feel more? What about comfort when your wearing tight jeans or pants? When I was shaved I felt more sensations through out the day depending on what clothes I had on.
A: It definitely gives you more sensation.


Q: I assume a woman waxed you... Did you feel weird about that?
A: It was a woman, I did feel a little weird, but mostly I just felt sorry for her that she had to poke around my cooter area. Not a v glamorous job.


Q: When they waxed your ass-crack hair, did it hurt?
A: Actually, that part hurt least of all. Oddly enough the top bits, the front bits, hurt the most. Damn, that was sore.

Have you gotten any in grown hairs from the waxing?

I have been an avid fan of the Brazilian for a few years now...(ever since a miscommunication w/ my esthetician). I always tell people the part that hurts the worst is the same part that they do on a standard bikini...the butt crack is the least painful of all.... Everyone should try it once.

Oh yeah and my esthetician has some very strong feelings about the fact that she dwells in other's nether regions. She will wax a butt but not clean toilets....I found it funny...

Darlin'... just keep posting these crazy personal entries... because that way when people ask me why I write posts such as "Wank if you love me." or a four page thesis on the ins and outs of cooter grooming and maintenance complete with personal product favourites... I can just blink... and say, "Well TERTIA does it!".

Makes my life so much easier. For that... I thank you.

I have to say, you've almost got me convinced to do it. Another post or two on bald cooters will probably get me to a salon. And make my husband very happy, as he's been trying to get me to do this for 10 years.

I'm also interested in the ingrown hairs, did you have any? and exactly how much spreading was done? like open legs or reaaaaally open legs?

Is anyone else here getting creeped out by the anonymous questions? They sound a bit more like a perv's inquiry so they can get off on the answers than a legitimate question....

Jeez, wish my husband was as jazzed as I am about MY bald cooter. I do it for me, because I am WAY hairy, and find matted, stanky pubic hair to be icky. I had a super-huge bush for years, and since my husband came of age in the 70's (he's 10 years older), he likes the hairy thing. Sad. I get all flirty with him and say, "do you like it like this?" and he says, "Oh, I like it fine, either way."

Needless to say, our sex life is not stellar. But for me, the bald cooter is about more than sex. Hell, I can buy my underwear a size smaller, now that I've whacked the bush.

I do it myself now, with a sugaring kit. Kind of hilarious, the poses I have to get into to wax my own butthole, but that's what yoga is for.

OK, I do have a comment for you, T, but alas, it still ain't funny. In fact, quite the opposite.

Last time I had a Brazilian, my skin, in a very delicate area *ahem* split and I actually had an open cut about 3cm long. I don't know if it was because she ripped too hard with the wax, or something else. Needless to say, I haven't been back for another.

Would love to hear some reassurance from your readers that this has never happened to them, and that I should indeed go back!

I really should have posted anonymously...

I have gone all the way but not by waxing. Not a chance! I used Veet (must be the one for sensitive skin). You get a kit for bikini hair removal which also has a cream to put on afterwards. Works very well. Only negative is you have to do it more often, but not as much stubble and ingrown hair as shaving, and less risk of cuts. I usually cover some of the more sensitive bits with some toilet paper but it gets quite tricky. I think it's time to do it again. My DH loves it. I find it makes my nether regions sweat a lot more and feel permanently damp - no hair to absorb moisture! But makes a bit of a change now and again.

Do you have to let it grow out in order to wax it? Like with eyebrows and legs. I am shaven on the top but not in the middle, and it is always stubbley. This sounds like the only way to gett it smooth.

I shave brazilian...and I like it a lot -- by the time I get it together to go for a wax...
shaving lets me touch it up frequently. I've gotten used to the occasional discomfort of the growing in, or shave again, and I use Tend Skin for bumps or ingrowns.

"Kind of hilarious, the poses I have to get into to wax my own butthole, but that's what yoga is for."

Okay....Mollie win's the award for the best reply/post! LOL! Sorry Tertia- her reply was waaay crazier than your post! And she get's to wear her panties a size smaller too?!?!? OHHHHHHH ROFLOL!!!!!! OHHHHH I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!!!

I use Veet, and it does work, but yes, as someone mentioned earlier, you can't leave the cream on there for any longer than 8 minutes or you get major flap-burn.

Smooth flaps are the way to go though - once you've had smooth you can't go back to bush.

GO SMOOTH-FLAPS GO!!!

How do you keep the Veet from going "into" places it should not go "into"?

With extreme carefulness Katie - EXTREME carefulness.
:-)

Tertia--just had to say that hubby had a bad day yesterday (a royal grump). I tried to cheer him, everything short of shaving my cooter. Just kidding. I went to bed last night and then heard him in here roaring laughing. I thought WTH is that all about? I had sent him a link about A&K's birthday and OF COURSE after he read that he then saw the words "bald cooter" mixed in later entries. He started reading and nearly fell out of his chair laughing. Just wanted you to know to the wild effect you have on men...

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